How did you get your name? Do you like it?

I’m quite fond of my name but its story is not a good one. Basically, when my sister was born, my parents liked the names Heather and Samantha. They named her Heather, so when I was born two years later I was named Samantha. It was the beginning of a long history of me getting Heather’s rejects. Just kidding. Sort of.

However, when it comes down to it, I’m just glad I wasn’t named Ima Hooker.