Again with the bizarre music choices on Dancing With the Stars...Shanna doing the mambo to "Criss Cross'll make 'ya JUMP JUMP!" as performed by a big band and some showtunes singers...? WEE-erd

AND when did Joey Lawrence decide he was Ricky Martin? Could his jeans GET any tighter? Has he come out of the closet yet? Oh well, I'm too busy dreaming about my own private dancing session with AC Slater- I mean, Mario Lopez- and planning my wedding to Emmitt Smith.