I saw this woman on the subway this morning who was painting concealer all over her face with that spongy wand thingy. I mean ALL over her face. She would pause every now and then and rub it in, but then immediately start dabbing it everywhere again- all over her chin and her neck and her forehead and her cheeks. It was also about 7 shades lighter than her natural skin tone, so it gave her an eerie white glow like a creepy villain in a superhero movie.

I couldn't stop staring.