From the Mailbag...

Hoff, this is why you shouldn't wear iridescent synthetic fabrics.

This is freaking awesome.

This just serves to illustrate my point about dudes and Halloween.

Thanks, Emily and Julia!

ALSO- Laffy Taffy, this is not a joke:

What is Labor Day?
That's when mommies have their babies.
(Amber T. Alameda, CA)

That is something "cute" 5-year-old Amber from Alameda said to her mommy. Amber's mommy got a real chuckle out of it and thought, "Gee, I should send this to those zany folks at Laffy Taffy. My daughter is a comic genius!" At which point the Laffy Taffy people should have sent her a polite but swift rejection letter- NOT printed it on thousands of wrappers.