Oh my god, I am pathetic. I am watching American Idol and it made me cry. This girl had a dad in jail and her mom left her when she was a little girl and she lived with her grandpa in the middle of nowhere in North Carolina...COME ON! She had the voice of an angel, and she's going to HOLLYWOOD, BABY! tearjerker. And now I'm laughing so hard I'm going to start crying again. Where do they find these people?! That kid in the tux with his weirdo brother/I-don't-know-AGENT?? My God, this episode has taught me that I am totally justified in being afraid of the south. Everyone's either a nut job or comes from a seriously f-ed up family.